Yeah, I came on my face, so what? It was a shame to get sperm on your underwear

She looks decent, but she got her dick in her hands and started sucking like a whore

You asked me out, gave me tea, and now you can fuck me for all you're worth

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

She lets me fuck her in the pussy and in the throat, but she demands cum on her face

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Asked a friend to cum in that ass for you — you cum too

The McDonald's courier doesn't accept card payments. What about your body?

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick

It's hard to choose where to fuck: it's tight everywhere. Then I'll start with anal

And if I lick your pussy, will you have sex or will you blow me off again?

You don't have to do morning exercises — you're already active in bed

Woke the babe up early in the morning, knowing she wouldn't refuse to fuck

Asked her boyfriend to film sex on camera so she could brag about it

While the girl is looking for our apartment, I put my cock in her mouth

Woke up and the guy was jerking off to porn — I wanted to cum, too